Collection: Absurdist / Weird Humor
Reality is broken. So are we. These shirts lean into the unexplainable, the surreal, and the utterly ridiculous — from naming your toaster to licking the moon. Chaos is your love language.
Embrace the nonsense. Frankie insists.
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Frankie Says PET A CACTUS T-Shirt
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Frankie Says YELL AT CLOUDS T-Shirt
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Frankie Says MARRY A POTATO T-Shirt
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Frankie Says JOIN A CULT T-Shirt
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Frankie Says LICK A WALL T-Shirt
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Frankie Says SPEAK IN RIDDLES T-Shirt
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Frankie Says SHAVE A PEACH T-Shirt
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Frankie Says EAT THE RECEIPT T-Shirt
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Frankie Says START A RUMOR T-Shirt
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Frankie Says WEAR SOCKS WRONG T-Shirt
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Frankie Says LICK THE MOON T-Shirt
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Frankie Says STEAL A CHAIR T-Shirt
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Frankie Says STARE INTO NOTHING T-Shirt
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Frankie Says BARK ON COMMAND T-Shirt
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Frankie Says NAME YOUR TOASTER T-Shirt
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Frankie Says WHISTLE BACKWARDS T-Shirt
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Frankie Says BUY 8 GIRAFFES T-Shirt
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Frankie Says ASK NO QUESTIONS T-Shirt
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Frankie Says INVENT A HOLIDAY T-Shirt
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